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Dumb Ways To Die

Dumb Ways To Die

Dumb Ways To Die

Czy ktoś jeszcze nie zna "Dumb Ways To Die?" Osobiście jestem zafascynowana tym klipem i prostą, wpadającą w ucho melodią. Słowa są do tego śmieszne i łatwe, więc wróżę temu utworowi popularność równą fenomenowi "Somebody That I Used To Know". Dziś prezentuję to popularne nagranie, oryginalny tekst angielski oraz moje tłumaczenie z angielskiego na polski. Życzę dobrej zabawy, indywidualnie i w szerszym gronie. Świetna piosenka dla dzieci, dzięki której nauczą się paru nowych słówek.

 Dumb Ways To Die - clip

Dumb Ways To Die - lyrics

Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die Invite a psycho-killer inside Scratch your drug dealer's brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet Sell both the kidneys on the Internet Eat a tube of superglue "I wonder what's this red button do?"
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting season Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing Run across the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly The dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to die Dumbest ways to die So many dumb So many dumb ways to die

Dumb Ways To Die - English-Polish translation

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Somebody that I used to know by Gotye – lyrics

Somebody that I used to know by Gotye – lyrics

Gotye – Somebody that I used to know - lyrics

For those who like the recent hit from Gotye I publish lyrics of ‘Somebody that I used to know.’ Since the cover of this song released by ‘Walk Off the Earth’ became even more popular than the original songs I give you the link to this version as well. To have even more fun I encourage you to listen to some of both songs parodies. I found on YouTube two parodies I particularly like. It is the parody of Gotye’s song by The Riff and the parody of its cover  by WOTE. If you like that piece of music and you study English it will be a perfect exercise to learn English as a second language. Here are the links to YouTube clips: Gotye's song - original song by Gotye Walk Off the Earth's cover - Walk Off the Earth's cover of Gotye's original song The Riff's parody of Gotye's clip - the parody performed by the Riff crew The WOTE parody - the parody recorded by the WOTE group And now the lyrics:

Somebody that I used to know - lyrics:

Now and then I think of when we were together Like when you said you felt so happy you could die Told myself that you’re right for me But felt so lonely in your company But that was love and it’s an ache I still remember You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness Like resignation to the end Always the end So when we found that we could not make sense Well you said that we would still be friends But I’ll admit that I was glad that it was over Refrain: But you didn’t have to cut me off Make out like it never happened And that we were nothing And I don’t even need your love But you treat me like a stranger And that feels so rough You didn’t have to stoop so low Have your friends collect your records And then change your number I guess that I don’t need that though Now you’re just somebody that I used to know    x3 Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over But had me believing it was always something that I’d done And I don’t wanna live that way Reading into every word you say You said that you could let it go And I wouldn’t catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know. Refrain Somebody I used to know Somebody Now you're just somebody that I used to know Somebody I used to know Somebody Now you're just somebody that I used to know I used to know That I used to know I used to know Somebody...

Somebody that I used to know by The Riff - parody

Now and then I drink a little too much at the parties Waking up standing against the wall completely nude I told myself I should go easy But then after I got quite tipsy Someone painted a penis on my shoulder It didn’t have to mess me up Made me still that beat from nighttime I was meant surely to give up I didn’t even need that kebab I can’t remember half of night, there is something in my butt It didn’t have to stoop so low Takin’ my friend that picture of me licking that porn star I guess that I didn’t need that shot Now I’m just somebody that needs some clothes x2 Now and then you get drunk and screw you over. Only ‘cause urine on you is so much fun You really are quite small Even though you look so tall And now you are just somebody who needs some clothes It didn’t have to mess me up Made me still that beat from nighttime I was meant surely to give up Somebody Now I’m just somebody that needs some clothes Somebody

Somebody that I used to know by WOTE - parody

Now and then we like to play one guitar together. And that’s convenient since we only have the one Tony sold our other instruments to pay some gangsta’s but he’s still in debt And if they catch him he will surely be dismembered. Tony is addicted to a wide array of narcotics He says that they help him write, but we’re a cover band. I’m not sure why we keep him in the band. Maybe cause it’s because he drives the van The rest of us can only drive an automatic. This used just to be my guitar. Now Dave is bangin on it like he’s f-ckin Tito Puente We all look sad cause we are all starved Cause tonight for dinner we’re spliting a candy bar. We are the poorest band in the world. We have to act like we’re camping but we’re really homeless. And I don’t even own this voice. We had to borrow it from Peter Gabriel Don’t you know you gotta Shock The Monkey. Climbing up on Solsbury Hill Sledgehammer Oompa loompa doompadee doo. My feet are cold cause Tony sold my shoes. I don’t think that we should blame our problems on Tony. Tony is not the only dead beat in this band. I don’t wanna name any names. But Derick, Timothy and Dave Each have fooled around with me. I threw up this morning, now I’m gonna have a band baby. You could have mentioned that before. How can we afford to put a kid through kindergarten. (Ahhhhhhhhhhhh) (Ahhhhhhhhhhhh) Hey guys where did Tony go? You all know that Tony can’t be left alone. And now he’s got the camera If he sells it then we will officially have nothing. There is nothing Tony can’t destroy. But no one else knows how to do the plinky noise. The clinking noise. We need Tony! To do the Clinky noise Somebody get Tony – he does the clinky noise. And send us some money for the clinky noise. For the clinky noise. My stomach feels funny.
Enjoy the music and dumb funny lyrics of the parodies! 🙂

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